octobra:

when you realize they weren’t waving to u 

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sluttymoustache:

When you try to tell a joke you heard but mess it up so its not funny anymore

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warsquirtle:

Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life

trencly:

Teacher: Can I see your homework?
Me: Haha no way loser do your own

amporeon:

little tooths

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  • Doctor: do you drink or smoke?
  • Me: no
  • Doctor: (under his breath) what a loser

brigwife:

why celsius/centigrade is better than fahrenehenheit

  • easier to spell
  • all water below 0 is ice. easy and logical
  • all water above 100 is steam. easy and logical
  • if it’s 1 degree outside one day and 10 degrees the next you can literally say it’s 10x warmer and you aren’t even exaggerating

why farhenininheniehenhet is better than centigrate/celsius

  • it isn’t
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missredaholic:

THIS IS SO BEAUTIFUL

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